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Extremely gorgeous man from New York, singer from The Strokes, son of John Casablancas - Elite Modelling Agency founder.
Julian Casblancas Rocks My Socks!
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When a guy is so skinny that when the woman gets on top of him to ride the stallion...she has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes (providing they dont cum first) to check for a pulse and respirations
Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eating lobster legs...by the time all was said and done it wasn't worth the effort!
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When a woman climbs onto a man thats way way too skinny and has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes to make sure they are still breathing and have a pulse...(providing the man has 2 or 3 minutes of stamina that is!)
Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eatin lobsta legs....by the time all was said and done it wasn't hardly worth the effort!
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A cleaverly concealed can of glade...relabeled and used for the sole purpose of clearing the air when cam hos are present...much like other deoderizers must contain lemon to help rid of the stagnant stentch of a 3 day old open can of tuna!
Rosie sprayed some ho spray away the nite Tender and Leslie spread thier salmenella(spell check pls) pussys open in the hottub!
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Will you be attending Jonathan's party tonight?
Fo shizl.
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Any clueless moron! If you rolled his brain down the edge of a sharp razor blade, it would be similar to rolling an atom down the center of a 10 lane highway. One who is like a fan: blows on one side and sucks on the other side!
Hey Mr. President (W), quit acting like a pando all the time!
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What a jealous teenie bopper in yahoo chat calls another woman in order to make them feel like they are less than human...when in fact it can backfire and make them feel flattered that someone thinks that sex with them is worthy of payment and recognition!
Luva and Rosie were called stewpid fawkin whores after insinuating that the 15 yr old should spend her time poppin zits instead of hittin on wrinkly old balls, however it grew on them and they started callin each other it!
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