Schrödinger's Native

Non-native English speaker who might get 2.5 in IELTS but gets offended when someone makes a slight mistake while using English.

-Can you help me do this?
-It's 'doing'. You will read more in English.
-Shut up Schrödinger's Native

Noakhailla

A man who leaves a ceremony immediately after eating the ceremonial food.

-Ughhh he left my marriage ceremony even without blessing us.
-But he did eat the food provided
-Such a Noakhailla he is

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Subconscious Rickroll

When you see a suspicious link and don't click it because it might be a rickroll, then realize that you imagined the rickroll subconsciously.

- Hey don't click this link
- Lol ik it's rickroll
- Lol you got rickrolled when you thought about it. Subconscious rickroll lmaooo
- Bruh fuck you