Wongy

A colloquialism native to the South West region of Western Australia meaning "watermelon".

"Wow, that's a big wongy!"
"Thanks, I grew it myself."

He was tackled to the ground and hit his wongy.

Vagangle berries

When a vagina ingests toilet paper it produces vagangle berries. Aka clitty litter and vag worms.

Me: I went down on my missus and came across some vagangle berries.

Mate: what did you do?
Me: spat em out and kept going
Mate spews

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