personal reasons

n. The official reason your company gives for why people disappear after a reorganization.

dude 1: Did you hear Gary resigned for personal reasons?
dude 2: Yeah. They personally asked his sorry ass to get the hell out!

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monderful

adj. Describing something that is just perfect for a Monday, but not all that good by itself.

Joe: I just found out that I don't have herpes! Turns out it's just genital warts.
Bill: Isn't that just monderful.

Joe: I can't believe you're leaving me.
Karen: Well you've got that weird rash, and my ex just sent me a friend request.
Joe: Just monderful.