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Alex

A total smartass. Really funny, total babe. Everyone thinks he is kind of odd, but he is my flawed boyf. Can be really annoying, but you'll love that about him. Does the exact opposite of what you say. He is so loveable and kind, and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Even though he pretends to. He's the best bestie anyone could ever ask for.

Person One: Why is that small child crying?
Person Two: Oh, that was Alex! He hit him in the shins with a razor scooter!
Person Three: He's one sexy motherfucker.

by roxy468 March 11, 2018

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