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To keep a low profile.
Yo... better use a disguise if you want to stay on the low... know what I mean?
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Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.
"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"
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The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.
My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.
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Fear of pregnancy. In case you didnât know, pregnancy = children.
A. "Oh sweetheart, I am so thrilled about our wedding..."
B. "Me too, living together will be great mutual support to our career development."
A. "Yes, and as a family with few children."
B. "I know Sarah but, first things first."
A. "What? C´mon... Do you suffer tocophobia?"
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Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.
A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."
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Signpost at church´s entrance in Pennsylvania.
I knew it... Godâs favorite word is "Come"!
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A variation on the word doppelganger (a ghostly double of a living person, especially one that haunts its fleshly counterpart).
A doppelgambling is making a bet you dreamed doing, that is, making it in the real world.
X: "What are you doing later Bro?" Y: "Going to that joint on 72th... had a dream about lottery numbers." X: "Ahhh... doppelgambling."
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