äppäräti

Gadgets worn around the neck.

The retard with the äppäräti.

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fireable

An employee who adds no value whatsoever to a company or enterprise.
A slacker.

A: "How many redundants do we have on the payroll?"
B: "I found a fireable at Sales."
A: "OK. Proceed."

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Tastemonial

Testimonial given by a consumer about how good tastes a particular product.

Click here and give your tastemonial.

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The dream and more

When life surprises you, going beyond your wildest expectations, showering your existence with the most unexpected blessings.

On the telephone:
— Who is it?
Hey Clark it´s me... Peter."
— "Hey Bro! Still suicidal depressed?"
"No man... shit no more."
— "What happened... the lotto?"
Much better: The dream and more!"
— "How so?"
"Béatrice."
— "Sweet!"

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No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class

"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.

A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."

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Chaos-istan

America´s ghost war in Afghanistan, a country where Al Qaeda, which was supposed to be the enemy, is no longer based.

X: "Have you heard?... Afghanistan´s president, Hamid Karzai, told two former Afghan officials that he had lost faith in the Americans and was trying to strike his own deal with the Taliban and Pakistan."
Y: "So... what the fuck are we doing in Chaos-istan?"

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Weakyleaks

Low sperm count.
An infertile man who has less than 20 million spermatozoa per one ml of ejaculate.

Nah! Robert has weakyleaks.