Fundamental Attribution Error

When a problem with a person is really a problem with the situation.
We tend to attribute people’s behavior to their core character rather than to their situation. It's the Situation, Not the Person.

“What a jerk!... see how he drives!”
“Fundamental Attribution Error honey, I wonder the situation he’s in that’s causing him to drive so crazy.”

"What do you mean?"
"He is the doctor in charge of emergency at the hospital few blocks away... don´t you remember?"

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phallo up

When a woman decides to follow up a good fuck.

Hi Nancy, how was the date last night? Awesome, I will phallo up this guy.

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BlackVery

Name given by dumb ghetto delinquents to stolen BlackBerry smartphones.

Yo... check my BlackVery... Ain´t it awesomest?

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Stripper Prejudice

Social discrimination to which strippers are subjected due to their looks.

Stripper prejudice!... The fuckers cancelled my reservation.

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Screwed Again

The hopeless feelings of the "small people" who, over and over, get disappointed by a feeble government that fails to foster the needs of the majority, while protecting the interests of the few.
Being repeatedly let down by people or situations despite your best efforts.

The Senate rejected -for the fourth time- a bill that would have reauthorized extended benefits for the long-term unemployed, who got screwed again... a disgrace and an absolute slap in the face to basic human decency.

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Camel Talk

Recurrent mention of camel toe by guys obsessed with the size of female genitalia.

"Ok guys... camel-talking, who you think has more meat, Angelina or Scarlett?"
"Well, camel talk wise I would say that, in this case, it depends if you are talking upper or lower lips.

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All’s I know is

Colloquial for "All that I know is..."

"All’s I know is there was a sudden swish, and next minute the boat went plungin' down. . . .”

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