tweet dream

Dreaming of being retweeted by a celebrity.

Oh man... last night I had a tweet dream in which Kim Kardashian retweeted a tweet of my own... what a wet dream!

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Rock the mic

To handle effectively and impressively; to use or wield effectively, esp. with style or self-assurance.

A: " So, Tracy.... you passed the tests with flying colors and the job is yours.... what you gonna do now?"
B: “I’m gonna rock the mic”

X: "Ok Babe... say I am yours tonite... what you gonna do to me?"
Y: "I´m gonna rock the mic ´till you bleed!”

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White Stripped

Turned into an unredeemable (insusceptible of reform) follower and devotee of "The White Stripes" band and John Anthony Gillis a.k.a Jack, and Meg White.
To listen to White Stripes´ music and think that you wasted the latest years contented with any other music or band.
To think that the French should celebrate on July 14th the first presentation of The White Stripes (Detroit, 1997) instead of the
French Revolution (July 14th 1789)

A: "Today, July 14th, the French are celebrating the first presentation of the White Stripes."
B: "How do you know."
A: "A French friend sent an email telling me that today, July 14th, is a national holiday in France... those frenchies are soooooo cool."
B: "Fuck man, you are so White Stripped!!!

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Teen Chat Acronym Decoder

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.

"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"

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rock the mic ´till you bleed

Extreme blowjob.

A: "Yo Laura... let´s keep dancing... why are you so keen on taking me to the pub´s bog once more... what´s the deal?"
B: "Don´t be such a pussy, I just wanna rock the mic ´till you bleed."

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Third World America

The decline of the United States of America as an industrial, political, and economic leader.

From Canada´s border, down to the Patagonia, there is now a united Third World America.

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Wenlock & Mandeville

Mascots unveiled for the Olympic and Paralympic Games in London 2012.
Named after the village of Much Wenlock in Shropshire. Mandeville is the birthplace of the Paralympic Games in England.

"We are sure that Wenlock & Mandeville will connect young people with sport, and tell the story of our proud Olympic and Paralympic history.”

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