Easter Bunny

A used automobile from the eastern provinces or states, where humidity and excessive salt combine to cause premature rust.

I searched for a used car in Alberta, but most of the lots were full of Easter Bunnies. An Easter Bunny is usually easy to identify by the corroded aluminum surfaces under the hood, especially on the radiator and engine. I guess since used cars are worth so little out east, they ship them here and get a good price from unsuspecting or naive buyers.

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Zoomy

Of, relating to, or involving psilocybin mushrooms.

After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.

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Tailings Pond

An alcoholic beverage made by pouring Guinness beer over a shot of rye on ice.

After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.

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