Butt trumpet

Sound (farting) emitted from rectal area resembling that of the brass instrument.

My family has musical talent. Mother plays the BUTT TRUMPET every morning. Father is especially good playing the base.

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Beer Zombie

An alcoholic with qualities of the un-dead.
Reanimated human corpse with constant desire to consume beer or other alcohol related beverages.
An intoxicated, maggot riddled, rotted & disfunctional drunk.

My pet BEER ZOMBIE hates you, but loves your guts.

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