eddie izzard

1. Comedian that isn't really that funny, so needs a hook (dressing like a rump ranger) in order to draw audiences.

2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.

After sitting through a full hour set of an Eddie Izzard show...

"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"

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WP

White Plains

a suburb in New York

Yo lets go to WP.

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Tatsumuki Senpuu Kyaku

A hurricane-like kick performed by most shotos in the Street Fighter series.

I beat that guy with a Tatsumuki Senpuu Kyaku!

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floppy

a women with big fat tits

sally was on a trampoline her tits were oh so floppy

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trombone

for a woman to rim (lick) your ass, while reaching around and jerking you off

she was on the rag so I asked her to trombone me. Man she can give dizzy Gillespie a run for him money!

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HORRIBULA

1) rezz, robby and tommy

Wow rezz is fucking HORRIBULA. So HORRIBULA he stole my word?

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knothe

v.
1. To fool or trick another person or animal in a manner that is comical to others.
2. To unknowingly commit a mistake or blunder.

adj. (knothe-like)
1. Describes some form of chicanery that is reminiscent of the legendary P. Knothe

n. (knother)
1. a person or animal that is known for fooling or tricking others through some form of deceptive action.

v.
1. Jeremy likes to knothe his friends incessantly, as if everyday were April Fool's Day.
2. Rob realized he had knothed himself when he noticed that he didn't have his wallet with him at the bar.

adj. (knothe-like)
1. Patrick's actions at the bar proved very knothe-like as he tricked the young coeds into returning to his apartment for a night of debauchery.
Jeremy's frequent knothe-like antics as a postal worker caused his supervisor to bring him up for review.

n. (knother)
1. Troy, the ultimate knother that he is, used the hidden-ball trick to win the dodgeball championship game for his team.

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