Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

Pulling my pants down

Phrase used when someone is having a joke/laugh at your expense or taking the piss out of you.

"I'll tell you what Herman, The people at the tax office are pulling my pants down"

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lickadickaday

An old prank played in school playgrounds since time began. Involves asking someone if they 'lickadickaday'. If lucky, the person becomes confused and although not fully understanding, will say yes anyway.

RTJ: Herman, do you lickadickaday?
Hermanator: Yeah
RTJ: You're Bent - you lick-a-dick-a-day
Hermanator: Piss off

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toot

A multi purpose verb meaning 'to have a go ' or 'take a turn on'. derived from use of cocaine.

I would'nt mind a toot on that chick.

Shall we have a quick toot on a whisky.

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Lickadickadays, The

A band created by Herman Dogg and RTJ Loco, inspired by the cult use of lickadickaday. Their ambition is to spread love and never fully grow up.

RTJ Hermanator: Let's call our band The Lickadickadays.

Herman Loco: Innit

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