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Jap Anus Relations

An Asian porno starring Sean Connery. Not to be confused with "Japan-US Relations".

I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 200, Trebek.

by rtv0587 September 26, 2011

20πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


snowflake

A catch-all insult used by conservatives, especially alt-right Trump supporters, to describe anyone who disagrees with their political views, or just anyone who takes issue with them acting like shitty human beings. Often used with or instead of: "cuck", "SJW", or "libtard".

You're upset that you're going to lose your healthcare because of Trump? Too bad, snowflake. We won the election and you lost. Get over it.

by rtv0587 May 9, 2017

26πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Power whoosh

An acknowledgment of someone's awesomeness, Supercamp style. Takes multiple forms, including Power Austin Powers, and many many others.

Power whoosh on 3

1, 2, 3

*clap clap clap*

WHOOOOSSSHHH!!!

by rtv0587 July 23, 2009

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Tea Party

A group of obese, undereducated hicks who worship the 2nd Amendment, think Obama is a Muslim solely because of his name and skin color, call anyone to the left of Hitler a communist and a socialist, and would rather see Americans starve and die in the streets by the millions than see a Democrat in the White House. Indistinguishable from the Republican Party, as they are one and the same.

We Christians in the Republican Tea Party need to pray that the economy tailspins into another Great Depression so that Obama loses in 2012.

by rtv0587 August 15, 2011

891πŸ‘ 512πŸ‘Ž


self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 20, 2010

13πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.

Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place

There are many rings around Uranus

If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half

by rtv0587 April 20, 2011

53πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


socialist

Anyone who disagrees with a Republican.

Are you a conservative?
No.
*gasp* Go back to France, you anti-American commie socialist traitor!!!

by rtv0587 April 13, 2011

428πŸ‘ 328πŸ‘Ž