Dodger time

It can mean you are broke,

getting a divorce or

looking for some cash.

Just got back form that new casino, now it's Dodger time!

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Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!

Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!

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Misplaced Mojo

Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.

first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.

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Obama got Osama

A dove can be a hawk!
A peace loving man can be a warrior.

Can a Liberal Democrat be a strong military leader?
Of course, don't you remember, Obama got Osama.

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