loadstone

A magical stone of unknown origin.
possibly glowing and saturated in magical powers

stoned retard 1: guess whats in my hands...
stoned retard 2: omg! what! what is it? is it scary?
stoned retard 1: no...its a loadstone
stoned retard 2: omfg! aaah!

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Wonky

Completely fucked up and or barely functioning

Ashley: excuse me sir I can’t run today my ankles are wonky

Instructor: what the fuck does that even mean Ashley ?