spit wash

Most often used by parents on the hands and faces of children to remove smudges. Rubbing with a saliva dampened handkerchief is the most common method.

Our three year old ate a chocolate ice cream cone, I performed a quick spit wash before his Mom saw him.

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colder than a nun's thigh

1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.

Big Dick

In the dice game craps, when the come out roll is a ten. Any combination ie; 5+5, 6+4, 4+6 it is called big dick or at any time a ten is rolled someone might say there is big dick

Common shooter, where is big dick, common dice big dick, no seven

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cement the deal

When a contract is reached with an offer and an acceptance.
Agreement of terms.
Also see; cast in stone

Zoey said the price was thirty a gram, if buying an ounce. I gave a nod, to cement the deal.

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As nervous as a whore in church

A feeling of great anxiety or being ill at ease, Out of one's element.
A fear of spiritual reprisal.
Waiting for a confrontation.

When the boss called me into her office, I was as nervous as a whore in church.

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Odd Duck

Term used for an unusual, different or strange individual.
Origin unknown

The new guy at work sure is an odd duck, he never takes a break.

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Wound tighter than a two dollar watch

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.

I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.

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