runnamuck

to leave the bar after midnight drunk or buzzed and drive home. and to try to get in a race with any and every car on the road at the time. to purposely provoke the highway patrol into chasing you. all just for the excitement.

well its 3:00 a.m and i hear that v8 powered s10 coming with sirens screaming. that fucker must be on a runnamuck again.

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rats fuck

a severe lack of concern.

john: holy shit that car just ran into the river. we better go help them before they drown.
tim: ah fuck em! i dont give a rats fuck if they do.

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mopar

Mostly
Overated
Parts
At
Risk

as loud as that damn mopar was, it was hardley moving. i always knew they were mostly overated parts at risk. especially when the bottom end blew out from under it.

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"N" word

a non offensive term used for "nigger". when said by a person they are only putting the word nigger in that persons head. therefor not taking responsibility for the saying the word itself

john: hey joe! what up my nigger?
joes wife: john! stop using the word nigger! its an ugly word.
john:ok, joe! what up my "N" word?

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magnum

Most
Aggravating
Goddamn
No good
Useless
Motor

dodge magnum engines are more noise than go. the most aggravating goddamn no good useless motor ever built. but its a mopar, so what do you expect.

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flacidex

the future pill that will take care of those erections lasting more than 4 hours.

for all those of you that take medication for erectile disfunction, that always last longer than 4 hours. is your morning wood lasting too long or after you leave for? dont call a doctor,take flacidex, for those unwanted hardons.

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retardican

anyone who is middle class to low income that votes republican. who truly believes that just because they think they are better than everyone else, it puts them in the the upper class tax bracket. someone who has too much pride to take food stamps to feed their 3 kids that are starving. but isnt ashamed to take donations from a church, therefore living off sympathy.

joe: hey david, why dont you vote for something that could possibly benefit people like you and me.
david: im gonna always vote republican,they have morals, they are against abortion.
joe: you dumb son of a bitch, people like you deserve to starve to death. your not a republican your more like retardican.

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