A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."
HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.
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These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refrigerators. They are rarely reprimanded because the owner of the company is a republican and loves the cheap labor.
"Ha, Ha. Doris, head of the lunchroom thieves, is going to be surprised when she realizes I spiked that coca-cola with phenolphtalien." See "making the brown rumble".
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This is what crime apes and porch monkeys blame their violence and sex crimes on. They couldn't possibly take responsibility for those behaviors. So they blame it on "instink", which is ebonics for instinct.
"Sheeeeeeit, man, I needed some booty. I had to do it, it was instink."
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This is a bizarre and incredibly graphic contest that illegals have in the factory restrooms where they work. Whoever can fill the bowl with steaming, parasite ridden crap without it spilling over wins something stupid (Maybe a rim job, I don't know.)
I'm going to Conoco to use the rest room. The illegals are having a mexi bowl again today. Let's take a picture to show the old man.
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When some stringy haired obese white woman gets murdered, or when someone gets greased outside of a nightclub, it is always about the booty.
Man, he blew her head clean off. Just because she wouldn't accomodate his licorice stick. Man, it's always about the booty.
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Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.
"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."
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When wimpy pencil-dicked possessive mama's boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing ass, any way to let everyone know his woman is "taken." Really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.
Look at that dweeb over there mink guarding that chick. She is going to run from him really soon.
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