meth whore

A really skanky cunt that pretends to be a normal chick that hits on you at a bar. She often looks normal and lies through her teeth about her personal life. In actuality she is a welfare witch and her kids sleep on pee stinking mattresses on the floor. The diaper bin is overflowing and the litter box smells like satan's scrotum. You decide to fuck it anyway, as it is 1:30 AM and men are pigs. The phone rings constantly after 1:30 AM as the bars are closing and losers are calling her for some squish. She will talk you into buying coke or meth then she will steal it. When you are thinking with your dick, you will try anything.

"I see Lori found another sucker. Look at him slobber all over her. He's going to be sorry he ever met that meth whore."

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hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

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savage

To rape someone using a big strap-on dildo.

Did you see that hottie in the Subaru? I want her to savage me.

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grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

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mr. winky

Just another cute name for your penis.

Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.

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mexican crotch crickets

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

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scornful farm wives

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.

"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."

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