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meth whore

A really skanky cunt that pretends to be a normal chick that hits on you at a bar. She often looks normal and lies through her teeth about her personal life. In actuality she is a welfare witch and her kids sleep on pee stinking mattresses on the floor. The diaper bin is overflowing and the litter box smells like satan's scrotum. You decide to fuck it anyway, as it is 1:30 AM and men are pigs. The phone rings constantly after 1:30 AM as the bars are closing and losers are calling her for some squish. She will talk you into buying coke or meth then she will steal it. When you are thinking with your dick, you will try anything.

"I see Lori found another sucker. Look at him slobber all over her. He's going to be sorry he ever met that meth whore."

by running out of patience January 27, 2008

779πŸ‘ 158πŸ‘Ž


hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

by running out of patience March 12, 2008

467πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


savage

To rape someone using a big strap-on dildo.

Did you see that hottie in the Subaru? I want her to savage me.

by running out of patience January 31, 2007

843πŸ‘ 820πŸ‘Ž


grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by running out of patience February 2, 2007

430πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


mr. winky

Just another cute name for your penis.

Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.

by running out of patience January 28, 2007

471πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


mexican crotch crickets

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

by running out of patience April 3, 2007

483πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


scornful farm wives

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.

"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."

by running out of patience December 13, 2007

393πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž