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sloppy mommie

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

by running out of patience December 13, 2007

537πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.

Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

by running out of patience December 13, 2008

540πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


bonbon syndrome

Once a young woman snares a man by getting pregnant and becomes addicted to watching soap operas and eating bonbons all day.

God that pig is getting fat. She must have the bonbon syndrome.

by running out of patience January 23, 2007

408πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


fecal harrassment

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.

"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."

by running out of patience March 7, 2008

441πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


tweakers

People who are paranoid, delusional, uneducated, and covered with oozing chemical scabs and ulcers due to the acute abuse of methamphetamine. They eventually eat scabs from one another that contain the meth that their body can't dispose of, just to catch a cheap thrill. MMMMM....MMMMMMMMM!!!

I called the DEA the other day on those tweakers down the street.

by running out of patience December 14, 2007

944πŸ‘ 434πŸ‘Ž


whiskey pig

One stinking, fat, drunken, uneducated welfare witch. She drinks cheap whiskey all day and breathes booze breath on everyone she encounters. She has really bad breath, and smokes like a chimney. Her kids take care of themselves all day in their government subsidised housing, tearing up the place and throwing poop at each other, while she whores it up at the local watering hole. A lot of her kids are retarded from fetal alcohol syndrome. She has a rear end the size of New Hampshire.

"If I had a choice between being with that whiskey pig or death, I would chose death."

by running out of patience February 13, 2008

485πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


scornful farm wives

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.

"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."

by running out of patience December 13, 2007

393πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž