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making the brown rumble

When one takes a horrendous commode shattering crap. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.

"Oh, no, here comes that slobby truck driver again. He comes here just for the purpose of making the brown rumble and never buys anything. Quick, get the "out of order" sign for the restroom.

by running out of patience February 1, 2008

561πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


promzilla

A teenage girl that spazzes out and goes psycho on a daily basis over the upcoming senior prom. It is hauntingly similar to a bridezilla that is also a prima donna but on a larger scale.

That damn promzilla had better shut the fuck up pretty soon about her prom dress not being perfect. Who cares, it's just going to wind up an expensive cum-bucket anyway.

by running out of patience April 18, 2010

397πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


team pooping

Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.

"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."

by running out of patience March 1, 2008

524πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


stink wind

When a republican comes back from a long lunch and stinks up the hallway when he drops a log in the restroom. They are so convinced they shit candy that they don't even notice. Then he wonders why his secretary doesn't want to polish his knob.

"Robert just got back from lunch. I can smell the stink wind already."

by running out of patience March 7, 2008

429πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


buzz words

These are trendy words and terms used by clueless corporate fatcats. These BMW driving morons are lost and scared when walking through a manufacturing facility alone. They are normally in small groups. The only words they say are "ISO, synergy, delight customers, world class blah, blah, blah.., global, just in time, black belt, six sigma, you get the picture."

"I can't believe that Ben asshole. He comes in at 10:00, says a few buzz words, surfs the net, goes to lunch, comes back at 2:00, makes a phone call, schedules a meeting, says a few more buzz words, takes a horrendous stinking shit, surfs the net again and then goes golfing."

by running out of patience March 1, 2008

603πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


licorice stick

A black man's penis is sometimes called a "licorice stick."

My husband went insane after he saw that licorice stick in my pooper.

by running out of patience January 20, 2008

684πŸ‘ 174πŸ‘Ž


sugar mama

These are usually semi-professional caucasian women that are overweight and always have stringy hair and work in administrative positions. They usually have blue eyes and put on a ton of makeup. The black man is extremely attracted to these sugar mamas, as they refer to them, because they make a lot of money in comparison to the welfare ho's they left behind. The sugar mamas themselves are equally attracted to the black man, due to some kind of unfinished business with their fathers.

It looks like Ellen has gotten to be sugar mama again. When that black temp. brought her back from lunch she was walking funny. Every time he goes back to work she keeps wiggling her crossed legs and grunting.

by running out of patience December 31, 2009

1395πŸ‘ 1099πŸ‘Ž