morning wood

morning wood is often caused by the lack of realese from the male testicales because you cant masturbate in your sleep so you will wake up with a morning wood and stick in dans cats arse hole and plumet it into the propelar of a girafes snake then blast a moon shop while walking to the fish and accidentily stand on the eifil tower wich suddenly rams up your arse hole because it turns out the eiffil tower had morning wood as well so then it spun you around and you fly to tescos and get a meal deal because your very exaughsted from fucking dans cat

i woke up with a fat stiffy and got caught with it half way in dans cat wich fixed my morning wood then it poked back up and i realised i wasnt finished so i stuck it in dans fish for a final time and raped it in to a coma turns out i fucked its gills not its arse now i have meningitase

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wet one

a wet one often mistaked by the word shart is when you do a proper stoinker and couldnt hold it in often this happens in the shower or when your arse is lubricated/sweaty when you drop a wet one it is often good to check your pants in case of a shart

i got out the shower and dropped a wet one in my grandads feeding tube

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