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russian baby formula

babushka talking to her grandchildren: “in mother russia, you don’t drink vodka, vodka drinks you.”

by russianbitch August 1, 2021


Italy

italy, an imaginary place made for Pixar’s movie, Luca. since then, may people have been claiming to have been from italy generations back, however, Luca came out in 2021. many restaurants have also opened since the movie premiered, such as olive garden.

Alex: “damn i wish i could go to italy and ride a vespa like they did in Luca.”

Jenny: “whats wrong with you, stupido? italy doesn’t exist! do you want to go to olive garden and eat some pesto pasta?”

alex: “yes!”

by russianbitch August 1, 2021