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Rusty Banana

You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.

"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"

by rustybanana March 29, 2016