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1. A wife or girl friend who is always bitching at you
2. A rough riding horse, like in the movie "The Great Outdoors"
1. That ball slapping nag bitched at me to mow the lawn the whole time the race was on tv.
2. Hey trooper, where's that ball slapping nag you were riding on?
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Similar to a Larry Tate but it takes a 2nd guy to rub his nuts on the rim of the glass, hence the "on the rocks" part.
Steve and Bob were so fed up with Jim bossing them around they gave him a Larry Tate on the rocks when he left the table.
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A stink monkey is a smaller relative to bigfoot but even closer to the Florida Skunk Ape. The Stink Monkey resides mainly in Georgia but they have been known to sneak across the border into Florida. They smell like stale beer and farts and can be spotted around Nascar tracks or breweries. Tey are not considered dangerous but can become restless when thirsty.
Jr. and Mark have seen a Stink Monkey in his natural habitat but he ran away when approached.
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Simalar too the Mr. Magoo but different. After anal sex flip the girl around and slap her across both eyes with your shitty dick, making her squint then whack the end of her nose with your penis to make her nose swell alittle. She will look like Mr. Magoo
After reaming that hot ass I flipped her over and gave her one mean Rusty Magoo!
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Larry Tate was Darrin's obnoxious boss on Bewitched always telling someone to get him a drink. The way to fix a guy like this is to rub your dick around on the inside of his glass before fixing his drink. Or if your in a restaurant when he leaves to go to the bathroom poor his drink into an empty glass put his glass under the table then whip out your schlong and run it around the inside of the glass then pour his drink back in.
When Alan went to the bathroom Chuck gave him a Larry Tate and we all laughed our ass off watching him finish his drink.
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