Broken Finger

To insert a finger up a females vagina, but it gets stuck. The only way to release the stress is to cut it off.

"Dude! What happened to your hand?" " I have a broken finger."

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Rusty Sanchez

To anal rape a female so that your penis aquires fecal matter on it, which you will then wipe on a rusty spoon, in which you will use to feed ketchup to the woman.

"Oh harry! That rusty sanchez was delicious!"

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Tsunami

When a women pees while a man has his dick in her. This creates a giant wave and kills all of the mans seamen, leaving him babyless for life.

"hey hun, do you think were ready to have a baby?"

"We can't, remember. You had a tsunami."

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