Beaven

beaver like creature often found in the cockpit of a truck or its natural habitat - the library

Geezer 1: "oi bev mate you goin drag race?"

Beaven: "na i in libes aint i"

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Poo Tassel

only cunts wear tassels and poo stinks of shit, possibly the worst combination ever made - quality insult

oi mate your a massive poo tassel

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froslim

conjuction of the words afro and muslim, derived from the african american word afro and the paki word muslim/muslum.
A majority of froslims are frequently descriped as poo tassels, yet unorthodoxes are called cunts.

John: All hail allah, i got me a froslim.

Dave: in me basement

John: is it a poo tassel or a cunt?

Dave:defo cunt.