Chernobyling

Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.

Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.

Rusty Nails

When you scratch your ass and you end up with poop under your nails. This can also be achieved if your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping.

Damn bro, my ass was itchy when I went to bed last night and I woke up with rusty nails.

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