turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

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jobby

runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.

caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!

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porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

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Ry

Short for the name Ryan.

Ry come here its time for dinner.

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figged

alternative for FU****d

Man you hit him now you're Figged.

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radio

a completely ridiculous person, often incapable of thought

my friend saw chris o'donnell at a basketball game. 'really, you saw radio?'

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Consigliere

The counseler for the underboss and don of a mafia family

Lets ask my consigliere

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