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oopsie

While farting really hard, the accidental release of fecal matter into your pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but I had an oopsie instead!

by ryan August 21, 2002

19πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


WHALE!

anna nichole smith

anna is such a whale except she cant swim but still

by ryan December 28, 2004

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tessellation

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap

look a my tessellation

by ryan November 25, 2003

31πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


kill it

Basically the same as saying "I'd ravage that pussy/dick".

Aaron's mom is hot, I'd kill it!

by ryan May 7, 2004

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Scoon

An object obtained by the act of buzzling

That man is buzzling scoon

by ryan May 13, 2004

58πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Kentucky

A half-Midwestern/half-Southern state in the Ohio River Valley. This is a pretty good state that has a rich history and was a far more Unionist, not Confederate, state during the Civil War. Yet many people, but definetely not all, try to act and appear like they are pro-Southerners, mant of those people being rednecks. This is why a great majority of people see the whole state as Appalachia, full of incest and bare-footed hillbilly culture. Despite all the negative things there, Kentucky is a great state. It was orignally settled by people from both Virginia and Pennsylvania. It has 4 metropolitan statistical areas: Louisville, Lexington, Owensboro, and Covington.

Kentucky is supposed to be a pro-Unionist Midwestern state who does most of its business with Indiana and Ohio.

by ryan March 31, 2004

232πŸ‘ 228πŸ‘Ž


Kentucky

A state that is one of the only four "commonwealths" in the United States. It was the first western state, being settled in the 1770s, and becoming a state in 1792. It currently has the Nation's 16th largest city: Louisville, with around 690,000 people. The Commonwealth is famous for it's bourbon, coal mining, beautiful thoroughbred horses, pretty girls, rich Civil War and frontiers history, The Hatfield-McCoy Feud, Barbecue (in Owensboro), Corvettes, Bluegrass music, some of the country's finest soldiers ever produced, and it's major role in the Underground Railroad.
Following the end of the Civil War, Kentucky began to be corrupted by a handful of pro-Southern Confederate soldiers who returned to Kentucky and somehow got control of the state legislature, the courts, etc. These ex-Confederate Rebel "leaders" manipulated a large portion of the more than one million residents of the Commonwealth into thinking like them, getting involved in their culture, and everything else representative of exclusively The South. These are the same people (Confederates) who led destructive raids through the state that resulted in the destruction of rail lines and bridges, burning and plundering of private property, businesses, barns, etc., and sometimes even the harrassment of the local citizenry. Not to mention that the Southerners and pro-Southern Kentuckians were the ones who started the War in the Bluegrass by first treading upon neutral (and mainly Unionist) soil, and threatening the safety and lives of Kentuckian families.

Yes, harassment of citizens and destruction of property occurred in the Southern states (doesn't include Kentucky), but the difference was that these were Southern, Confederate states, and the majority of the citizens there were against the Union and the North. Kentucky was not like this, so it was rather unethical and wrong for that political and cultural shift to happen.

by ryan May 22, 2005

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