closet monster

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

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cock bastard

my father

i hate you, you cock bastard

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Seis-Nut

The one who has three testicles per side.

I am Seis-Nut. I have more balls than you can ever imagine.

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Alt + F4

Often used to discourage n00bs, this is often said while playing a game or talking in a chat room. Usually results in never seeing the n00b again.

n00b: I JUST WON A GAME!
Player: Press Alt + F4 please.
<n00b> has left the game.

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MTV

Manufacturer of teeny boppers.

Wow I watched MTV TRL and learned how to be punk like Good Charlote and Anvil Lagivngeiehaoidhsiod. Tee hee hee.

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mtv

a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.

here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.

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Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently

Damn Bill's got a crazy pimp dick

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