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schmello pad

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

by ryan and jay November 21, 2003

5👍 1👎


crump

eating while taking a dump.

I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.

by ryan and jay November 21, 2003

23👍 142👎