slagget

n. one who is procrastinating coming out of the closet

My boyfriend Melvin is being a slagget by not telling his parents about us yet.

Jessefer

Hillbilly slang for combining the words "Jesse" and "for"

It is also the name of a kick ass Hard Rock Band

Why did you kill jessefer?

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splaiged

(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.

seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.

Snoodleypooch

Sack of air located in the abdomen.

Steven went to the doctor to investigate stomach pains, and the doctor said it was just a snoodleypooch.

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mingo

an operation where a group of minks strategically sneak into the city and kill women to make purses, coats, etc for glamorous under water lake socials.

The A-team got word that a possible mingo might be going down at midnight Friday.

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Gairf

(g-air-f) v. the act of vomiting food or objects that you did not eat.

n. mysterious vomit

Jose's gairf had spaghetti in it although he hadn't ate spaghetti in over a year.

Ducadoodle

N. - Swedish myth but believed by some Canadians.

A creature who protects yard ornaments from being stolen.

Has the body of a small deer or fawn, the neck of a zebra, a billed beak, green antennas, fairy wings, a cobra for a tail and poop droppings instantly create mushrooms.

Ethel purchased a Ducadoodle to keep the local hoodlums from steeling her gnomes.

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