tonster mits

to have a nice rack or set of breastices. "mONSTER Tits" switched around. just like tig bitties or nig bipples

jacob:"we gonna hit up the club tonight?"

leonard: "hellz yeah, nukka there's gonna be some tonster mits there!"

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pulling my dick

to joke or wreak havoc. exactly similar to "pullin my leg" but with a twist.

phil: "hey you know that this coupon is expired."

rupert: "seriously? you pulling my dick?"

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butt joint

originally a cross section bar in a bridge, but the word fits so well when describing a gay bar. named for the type of intercourse that homosexual men have together.

bruce: "tonight i'll take you to a real good butt joint"

chester: "oh really! great. i'd love to go to the Ass Bandit"

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