Wet the bed

When one screws up a simple action. When one screws something up that is as easy as sleeping.

Jim: All Rodney had to do was open the screen door, but instead he walked right into it and fell down.

Dave: Yeah, he really wet the bed on that one.

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Ground hog grease

The skid mark found in one's shorts after one refuses to defecate when one should.

Barbara: I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want to log off facebook.

Sue: So what happened?

Barbara: When I finally logged off, I found some ground hog grease in my panties.

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Facebook Fart

N. {fasbook phart}
Gas emitted from one's anus during a facebook session that is worse then normal gas due to the facebooker's refusal to get up and take a shit.

Jim: I was profiling on facebook last night and I facebook farted so bad I thought I greased my shorts.

Jan: No shit?

Jim: No.

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