ninjastic

using acts or carrying out a lifestyle that someone may say is "ninja" (being super sneaky, cat like reflexes,etc.) this term can be associated with everything ryan weiskopf does and says.

JOE-hey man, today i was thrown into oncoming traffic, but i dodged every single car.
JERRY-dude. thats pretty ninjastic.
JOE-i KNOW, right?
JERRY-wanna go watch date my mom?
JOE-yes.

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gleath

the underside of a bible salesman's car

dan the auto repairman- hey broseph. i had to work on another gleath today. the owner of the car was such a douche. i hate my job.
joseph-that sucks. why dont you become a prostitute?
dan the auto repairman- maybe.. i do have the moustache and the beer gut of a porn star..