somerfield

a small and hiigh quality supermarket in the UK

10👍 15👎

God's gift

when someone thinks they are the best thing that ever happened, when in reality they are horribly mistaken.

he swears he's god's gift to women.

87👍 26👎

Tanky

a tank top with a bra built in it

That tank top is a tanky.

16👍 55👎

fk

its short for "Fuck you" dumbass mother fucking hoes these days...

"Go fk your mom you ass"

22👍 89👎

SPV

probably the greatest mobile phone on the market.

"Say Jimmy whats that game you playin' on your nokia? Snake 2? nice.... I'm just playing DOOM on my SPV..."

8👍 7👎

ripped

high

We were so ripped afetr the party

3👍 2👎

DiscoJoey

Synonym for a prepubescent youth.

Wow, that kid sure is a DiscoJoey

19👍 10👎