pocket time

this term is based off of "pocket change" and is used similarly but in reference to time rather than money.

if someone asked you if you could afford a new lexus you might reply, "pocket change, fool." so, if someone asked if you had enough time to run to wal-mart and pick up some toilet paper you could say, "pocket time" which would be synonymous with saying, "of course."

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canklet

a canklet is an ankle bracelet worn by someone with cankles. often it ends up looking like a misplaced choker.

aww, that chubby girl looks so dainty and pretty with her fat painted toes and that pretty canklet.

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make gary coleman dolls

the act of pooping. the origin of this term should be rather self-evident.

i had taco bell earlier and now i have to go make gary coleman dolls!!!!

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sautee

a sautee is that tragic combination of a female who has both an onion butt and a butter face.

look at that ass! oh, jesus, look at that fucked up grill! what a sautee.

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milk

anything that satisfies and sustains you. can be applied to almost anything that one loves and couldn't live without.

rock n roll is my milk.

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blatino

This term is used to describe individuals who appear, upon visual inspection, to be African-American but, upon hearing their accent or learning their name, are discovered to be from a Latin American country.

"Hey, who's that black dude playing shortstop for the White Sox?"
"That's Alexei Ramirez, dumbass, and he's a blatino."

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have a debriefing with colin powell

to take a shit. the debrief suggests the lowering of the under garments. the colin suggests the colon. and, of course, colin powell is a brown piece of shit.

wow, two bran muffins and a double espresso... i gotta go have a debriefing with colin powell.

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