cobblepot

to stick one finger in the vaginal cavity and another three in the anus.

I just cobblepotted your sister.

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Schlump

Noun

1. A wrestling move one does not want to get hit with.

Verb

2. In a funk, downward slide, losing streak, brief moment of shortfall but will come back strong.

Noun (Schlumpy)

3. A person who is talented but lacks many skills. Always comes through in the clutch.

1. Did you see the 112 pound finals? The kid from South got hit in a Schlump.

2. I haven't been selling many shirts lately, I've been in a Schlump.

3. We are going to get crushed our team is terrible. Things may turn out alright don't forget we have Schlumpy.

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tar tar

a rather large and masculine woman who wears slutty clothes usually reserved for attractive smaller women and possesses a very large penis despite claiming "her" femininity.

Your sister is a tar tar.

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