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Marilyn Monroe Syndrome

A condition that delusional fat women suffer from, whereby they cite that Marilyn Monroe was a size 16, proving that beauty standards have changed, and therefore fat is beautiful. Unbeknownst to them is that the sizes of clothing in Monroe's time were measured differently and a size 16 in the 1950s was roughly equivalent to a size 8. In reality, Monroe weighed about 120 pounds.

Sea Cow--OMG stop body shaming me, fat is beautiful, don't you know Marilyn Monroe was a size 16?
Person--Bitch, you've got Marilyn Monroe Syndrome. fat shaming sea cow man the harpoons Marilyn Monroe land whale

by s s s s s s February 16, 2016

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