CDIIS

(pronounced "See This") Connected Device Induced Insomnia Syndrome

Disease a person contracts when they must constantly check an Internet device to see if somebody has left them some sort of message via email, text/voice messaging, chat messaging, forums, et cetera.

1. Person who wakes up randomly at night (at least 3 times) and checks their messaging services and email.

2. Some n00b on his way to work is switching between his cell phone and his blackberry on the off chance that somebody drops them a message. As soon as he gets to work he checks work email, his home email, his gaming persona email, his forums persona email, then the forums, ... see where this shit is going???

Licking them

A term I learned in the back country of Wyoming working with roughnecks in the patch (oil/gas drilling site). It implies that you are bored and not doing a thing that is worth describing. Literally means you're licking your own nuts to pleasure yourself much as a dog seems to do so at random when he's bored.

"Hey what's goin' on, Frank?" "I'm lickin' 'em... you?"

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