subliminal message

a way to tell someone to do something without them knowing

subliminal message:

wSaOtUcThHnPaArRuKt!o

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oy

something to say to get attention when everyone is talking over you

Students: Why does mrs nash go oy whenever she calls us?

Mrs. Nash: OY!
Students: yes miss?

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estoy disparando mi lazer

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

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hamburger phone

A way to put a phone in a human body.

Peter: Hey Quagmire! I ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.

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roflmania

1. It's the wrestlemania of ROFLs
2. It's a bunch of funny wrestling moments

The best roflmania of all time was Roflmania X-Seven

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sssaan-TAH!

a way to say santa claus when you are in disbelief that he exists. comes from the spongebob chrstmas special.

SpongeBob: sssaan! sssaan! sssaan! sssaan-TAH!

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McHatin

the complete opposite of mclovin; the mclovin of bizarro world.

that prick is a mchatin! he never gave me his number so i can come over and have hot coffee

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