eejit

An imbecile dolt, or fool. Colloquial Dublin expression.

Graham: I'll think I'll book the continental breakfast for the morning after my stag nite. Its only £11 extra.
Jason: What are you doing that for you eejit.

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fogey

Also old fogey, one who is old before their time. Best viewed through their demeanour or their habits.

Graham: I was thinking of staying in on Friday nights to watch the Eamonn Dunphy show on TV3 and then maybe catch up on "Wife Swap"; the first few episodes were really good.
Spud: I don't believe I'm hear in this you old fogey!

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Bunfight

a party that is so far "off the hook", that there is no "hook". It can't even see the "hook".

"Man, I went to a total Bunfight last night, it was off tha hizzy fo shizzy"

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Len Brennan

Named after Bishop Len Brennan, a character from the marvellous series Father Ted. A Len Brennan is a long run up to gather momentum followed by a kick up the arse.

See Spoofer

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police

Government-funded gangster

Today I saw some Jennifer Street Police cruising around.Scary man.

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Edam

Yorkshire folk making their frustrations known

"Eeee, damn! I've lost me keys!"

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Empirate

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.

"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"

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