straight edge

losers who listen to their parents when they tell them propaganda about drugs, sex and alcohol. people who dont know how to have a good time, usually are much more boring than the majority of people. mainly consists of social outcasts, and are often the laughing stock of popular kids who socialize and have lives. the men are generally afraid of vagina's and women secretly finger themselves to the thought of nick jonas. search up "pussy" for an alternate definition of straight edges. being very religious people, they tend to shun away anyone who questions or does not beleive in their religion, which is usually maintream western religions like christianity or catholism, judging first, asking questions later. often they think they're better than drug users and drinkers, but youll never find them off their computer actually socializing, cause everyone else is drinking and they dont wanna be apart of the excitement. they're usually the result of alcoholic parents, determined not to fall in the footsteps of their elders. they put X's on their arms because they think having this 'mysterious' letter on their body will make up for the fact that they are drop dead boring and very annoying to be around. close to no one wants to hang out with them, and the only people that can stand them are other straight edges and their parents. they say they dont need drugs to have fun, but they tend to stay home on a friday night rather than actually going out.

Kevin: sup you wanna hit the bar on friday?
Alisha: no way, im a straight edge, dont try to tempt me with your evil poisons, you horrid drug abuser!
Kevin: hahahhahah, good luck with that faggot.
Alisha: im just gunna stay home and listen to christian rock and watch disney movies all night. hugs not drugs!

Kevin: did you know alisha is a straight edge?
Darrell: hah what a fucking social outcast. how more boring could you get?
Kevin: i know right? id rather be dead than straight edge

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