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Dunkin Trap; The wonderful smell on the rim of your drive through coffee from Dunkin; originating from a drive through attendant's entrepreneurial vagina after she glazed the rim of the cup with her unforgettable aroma, in an attempt to generate gratuity and continued business. S@%&$*!k's Baristas are too stressed out with disabling tuition debt to even think outside the box, let alone get the order correct.
Dude; " Not sure if it's my imagination or what, but the new fox at the drive through always gets my order right and I swear to God, it smells like pussy". " I 've been giving her a Lincoln for a small dark roast".
Me; " It's a Dunkin trap bro ". " You think that smell is an accident?" " PFFFFFF" . " 5 bucks for a fucking coffee?". " You crazy?".
Hair that grows in the ears of old men.
Looking in the mirror, Dave noticed the gray hair in his ears was almost long enough to braid. Dave knew he was growing an eard.
A blue trap is a meme on social media that trolls for survey participants. " Would you help a man or woman in blue if he or she was in distress? ".
blue trap:
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
The weather conditions surrounding labia.
I discovered Melanie' s labisphere last night. The environmental conditions were inviting.
The aroma produced by a sphincter.
Bro " I wasn't able to rim Melanie into a squirt. The sphinctersphere was prohibitive. "
Other bro " I forgot you're English. " " Us French don't give a fuck what it tastes like, as long as we're sprayed "
Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.
" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".
druk boi; drug dealer fuck boi who trades product for sexual acts
Melanie's druk boi gets annoyed when she posts up on escort alligator. That's just wrong dude.