Mechadragon

Turkish hypernationalist and veteran of the 186th greco-turkish internet war. Likes anime, halal turkish food and IS NOT actually a mecha dragon.

"bro Mechadragon is a turk."

"I hate roaches.. excluding Mechadragon, he's cool.

Kobalt

asian-american self-proclaimed squid scientist who likes to cuddle her dog and exhaust her legs to the bones walking through the rocky mountains

"bro did you see what kobalt did last week?"