purgatory

An hour in the company of an Estate Agent.

"Let me show you the way to gazumping, stress and poverty," said the Estate Agent to the newleyweds.

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fucktoy

1. A rubber dolly with appropriate holes.
2. A flesh dolly with appropriate holes. (You might want to be wearing the rubber!)

1. Oooh, ahhh, ohhhh yes baby! Your latex is sooo tight!

2. You're not stuffing that there until you put a rubber on!

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fucktoy

A rubber dolly with appropriate hole

fucktoy A rubber dolly with appropriate hole

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confession

Spilling your guts in the hope of divine forgiveness, possibly about spilling someone elses guts.

"I mutilated hoards but I'm sorry! Please let me into heaven."

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Pure

Pristine and begging to be sullied.

"Why don't you put on that school uniform and call me Sir."

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