any girl from a foreign country (specifically lithuania) who has a lip piercing and a giant vahina.
Monika is such a mud skank; she swallowed my head with her vahina.
19👍 35👎
Having and enormous black dildo shoved up your asshole, turning your asshole inside-out
Kream's brutal experience was one for the record books.
11👍 2👎
stressed out as a result of shitting bricks all day and then fingering your asshole relentlessly for 5 hours using italian dressing as lube; the funny feeling you get when you are chewing mashed potatoes; when someone walks up to you, pulls down their pants, and rips ass in your belly button; another word for a penis covered in cauliflower.
Cecil was lambuged after traveling to danny's house with a tummy full of taco flavored burritos; Awaiting sweet lambug, Ryan Smith busted a nut after hearing that the cafe was serving mashed potatoes for lunch; Cecil and Darrington walked silently behind Raluca, and lambuged her by surprise simultaneously; Bryce has a nasty lambug
14👍 7👎
a cd case that is broken and wont shut properly
I wanted to stick my dick in a blender after I found out that the cd I bought was a nashnub.
5👍 3👎