November 1st

Today will be National Hug Your Pillow And Pretend It’s Your Crush Day! We know, we all are lonely right now.

“Do you know what day it is?”
‘Of course, it’s November 1st!’
“Well it’s also National hug your pillow day and pretend its your crush!”
‘Oh, okay person who simps over fictional characters.’
“Whatever! Can’t wait to cry while hugging the pillow thinking of them.”

November 2nd

National Kiss Your Tall Friend Day, don’t hesitate, just do it. On the hand, cheek, lips, etc etc. 🥰

Short Person: Kisses Tall Person on the Hand
Tall Person: “What was that for?”
Short Person: “It’s National Kiss Your Tall Friend Day! It’s usually on November 2nd!”
Tall Person: “Oh, okay.”