Jacob

Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.

Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor

zaddy

What Sailor is.

person 1: bro.... whos that mega zaddy over there?
person 2: thats sailor.... hes so handsome, i wish he was my zaddy

2👍 5👎

Handsome

One of many adjectives that describes Sailor.

Dude 1: "Bro I swear I'm not gay but Sailor is so handsome"
Dude 2: "Everyone knows Sailor is handsome bro, it doesn't make you gay"
Sailor: "Sailor"

Sailor

the hottest man to ever exist, alpha male (very handsome)

Person 1: Who is that hot man over there
Person 2: Bro thats Sailor

12👍 4👎